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Quotes from the TV Series Supernatural

Do you enjoy the television series Supernatural? If you do, you have no doubt been charmed by some of the witty quotes by Dean and Sam Winchester, their father, John Winchester, mentor Bobby Singer, and angel friend Castiel.

Here are a few of their quotes that capture the spirit of the show and that make it not only thrilling but entertaining to watch.

What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with “Shut up, Sam”?….Dean Winchester

Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland….Sam Winchester

The hell it isn’t! Family don’t end with blood, boy….Bobby Singer

You know I gotta tell you, you are completely out of my brother’s league….Dean Winchester

Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies….Sam Winchester

Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one….Bobby Singer

Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?….Dean Winchester

Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious!….Dean Winchester

I shouldn’t be here, this is a den of iniquity!….Castiel

Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we’re gay?….Dean Winchester

She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!….Dean Winchester

Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?….Sam Winchester

You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda!….Dean Winchester

If you two had bothered to pull your heads out of your asses, it all would’ve been pretty clear….Bobby Singer

I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever….Dean Winchester

You know what, there’s a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!….Dean Winchester

You think your being funny but your being really really childish… Sam Winchester wears make-up… Sam Winchester cries his way through sex… Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he… OK ENOUGH!!….Sam Winchester

The secretary’s name is Carly. She’s 23, she kayaks, and they’re real….Dean Winchester

I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol… just wait for the inevitable blast wave….Castiel

It’s like we got a contract on us. You think it’s ’cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ’cause it’s we’re so awesome….Dean Winchester

You know what? Your right. I’m not going to kill her. I think slow torture’s the way to go….Dean Winchester

I… I don’t understand… Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed)….Castiel’s Voicemail Machine

Heh. Well, you are a handsome devil, but I don’t swing that way. Sorry….Dean Winchester

Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick!….Sam Winchester

Almost definitely not….Dean Winchester

Just stay outta trouble, you idgits….Bobby Singer

You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll haunt your ass….Dean Winchester

Our lives are weird, man….Sam Winchester

If you say “I told you so,” I swear to God, I’ll start swinging….Dean Winchester

But if there was something there Dean, I would have seen it. I mean… I have been seeing a lot lately….Sam Winchester

Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway….Dean Winchester

What kind of a house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!!….Sam Winchester

I think I’m adorable….Dean Winchester

Dude! Could you be more gay? Don’t answer that….Dean Winchester

By the way…next time I say “Let’s keep driving” Ughhh-Let’s keep driving!….Sam Winchester

You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you!….Dean Winchester

Dude, dude, I’m not using this ID….Sam Winchester

What was that stuff? God, it was ass. It tasted like ass….Dean Winchester

I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!….Dean Winchester

Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He’s got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the Internet for porn….Dean Winchester

Can we not fight? You know, half the time we’re fighting, I don’t know what we’re fighting about. We’re just butting heads. Sammy, I, I’ve made some mistakes. But I’ve always done the best I could. I just don’t want to fight anymore, okay?….John Winchester

A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massagelast week….Dean Winchester

I had a crappy guidance counselor….Sam Winchester

All right, maybe it is fairy tales. Totally messed-up fairy tales. I’ll tell you one thing, there’s no way I’m kissing a damned frog….Dean Winchester

I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot….Dean Winchester

This isn’t funny Dean, the voice says I’m almost out of minutes!….Castiel

Ugh, the thought of him driving my car….Dean Winchester

I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth?….Sam Winchester

We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous….Dean Winchester

You just go find your Dad, and when you do you bring him around, would ya, I won’t even try to shoot him this time!….Bobby Singer

No, they were doing our job, only they don’t know it so they suck at it….Dean Winchester

Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt that you start crapping margaritas!….Bobby Singer

I like him. He says okie dokie….Dean Winchester

So somewhere along the line I stopped being your father. And I became your drill sergeant….John Winchester

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