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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. Inspirational New Year Quotes We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. A happy New Year! Grant that I One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. New Year's Day is every man's birthday. Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. General New Year Quotes Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. Each age has deemed the new-born year A happy New Year! Grant that I In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want. Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. Share your own favorite New Year Quotes here! Submit A Quote or CommentDo you have a Great Quote? We encourage You to Share It with us and Your friends. We hope you enjoyed these New Year Quotes! Why not visit our Quote of The Day for a daily dose of wit or wisdom? Subscribe to our Great Quotes site. Click on the Orange RSS button on the left under the navigation bar and receive updates as we add more Great New Year Quotes or more pages to our site.
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