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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Find all the best Quotes by Mae West, the sassy and wild american screen goddess!
Mae West 1893-1980
Famous Mae West Quotes
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. Mae West
A hard man is good to find. Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it. Mae West
Mae West Quotes, Quips and One Liners
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. Mae West
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided. Mae West
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West
It takes two to get one in trouble. Mae West
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. Mae West
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West
Famous Mae West Quotes
Funny Mae West Quotes
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself. Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Mae West
I've been in more laps than a napkin. Mae West
Mae West
Witty Mae West Quotes
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. Mae West
I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. Mae West
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Mae West
Great Quotes by Mae West
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. Mae West
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. Mae West
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success. Mae West
Sex is emotion in motion. Mae West
The score never interested me, only the game. Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing. Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office. Mae West
Mae West Quotes
Quotes about Men
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street. Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature. Mae West
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. Mae West
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? Mae West
Quotes about Love
When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae West
Look your best - who said love is blind? Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. Mae West
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. Mae West
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring. Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Mae West
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