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Happy Birthday Quotes

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For Those You Love
Fifty and Rising/50th and over

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes….

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Jack Benny

Old Man #1: Is it friday today?
Old Man #2: No its Windy Outside
Old Man #3: Whose Cindy?
HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY
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FOR A MAN “You’re only as old as the woman you’re feeling”
Anonymous

The more life we’ve had, the more jokes
The more jokes, the more life
It keeps going on and on and on and on
just like you
Happy Birthday
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I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower.
Gypsy Rose Lee

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Anonymous

Inside every older person is a younger personwondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow

Quentin Crisp said “You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.”
I say let’s have some wine!

It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.
Muhammad Ali 

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Elbert Hubbard 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

 

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
George Harrison

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

 

There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
Anonymous

“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”
Anonymous

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.
Anonymous

Getting old ain’t for sissies.
Betty Davis

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

“Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!”
Anonymous

 

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’sbirthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Thirty five is a very attractive age;
London society is full of women who have of their own
free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

I cant believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
Anonymous

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
Voltaire

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come”
William Shakespeare

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
Lucille Ball

More Funny Birthday Quotes…

Inspirational Happy Birthday Quotes….

“Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.”
Bob Dylan

To Dream
To Laugh
To share
To Live Life to the full
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A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia

The source of the gods is in your own heart.Follow the footsteps to that centre and know that you are thatof which the gods are born
Joseph Campbell

The best discipline is enjoying your friends, enjoying your meals, realize what your play is, participate in the play of life.
Joseph Campbell

May you see the world
May the world see you
May your joy keep growing
With each day that’s new
Happy Birthday
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Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Plato

You will give yourself peace of mind if you perform every act of your life as if it were your last.
Marcus Aurelius

“You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions.
Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not.
‘Have you found joy in your life?’ ‘Has your life brought joy to others?’”
Happy Birthday Quotes – The Bucket List

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Bill Clinton

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard 

We turn not older with years but newer every day
Emily Dickinson 

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Albert Einstein

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us, it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”
Happy Birthday Quotes – Nelson Mandela

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Paul H. Duhn

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis

When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. It’s whether you made a difference.
Bob Dole

The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.
Marcus Cato

 

Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Douglas MacArthur

May you live all the days of your life.
Jonathan Swift 

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
Les Brown

Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Cherokee Expression

Age is just a number; the higher it gets the more wise you become.
Anonymous

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
French Proverb

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Dorothea Kent

“He who’s not busy being born is busy dying”
Bob Dylan

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.”
Bob Dylan

Happy Birthday Quotes For Those You Love….

May all your wishes come true
All of mine have
Because of You
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You are A Blessing
So I celebrate today
And Always
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How exciting the day you were born
The sun was smiling
The heavens blew horns
You are radiant sunshine
For all who behold
Today we make toast
Your…..years old
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You are my sweetheart and
I am so happy to share this special day with you
and look forward to many more
Happy Birthday
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The angels are all rejoicing heavens above
Today is the birthday of my greatest love
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The angels are rejoicing heavens above
Today is the birthday of the one that I love
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To Dream
To Laugh
To share
To Live Life to the full
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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus 

You think your special JUST because its your birthday today….
No way you’re special every day!!!
 Happy Birthday Quotes – Anonymous

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy Birthday!”
 Anonymous

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
 Anonymous

Happy Birthday Quotes for 50th and over….

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus 

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
Plato

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Jonathan Swift

The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.
Marcus Cato

I really thought I’d be seeing Elvis soon. But it looks like you’ll be seeing him first.
Great Quotes Powerful Minds ©

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard 

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Anonymous

 

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong 

“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional”
Anonymous

Oh to be seventy again.
Georges Clemenceau after seeing a pretty girl on his 80th Birthday

Getting old ain’t for sissies.
Happy Birthday Quotes – Betty Davis

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

If I’d known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I’d have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake

Age is just a number; the higher it gets the more wise you become.
Anonymous

 

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

“You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.”
Arnold Palmer

 

It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
Joan Rivers

Sing a song of Birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year.
Anonymous 

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
Doris Day

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

 

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
James Thurber

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
Abraham Lincoln

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
Lucille Ball

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs

 

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali

You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.
Henry Ford

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett

Some people reach the age of sixty before others.
Lord Hood

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
English Proverb

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
Pablo Picasso

“Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.”
Bob Dylan

“Ah – but I was so much older then; I’m younger than that now”
Bob Dylan

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