Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking. Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley. Great Movie Quotes - Airplane
Brad: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. American Beauty
Lester Burnham: I suppose I could be pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. American Beauty
Catering Boss: I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing. Ricky Fitts: So don't pay me. Catering Boss: Excuse me? Ricky Fitts: I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone. Lester Burnham: I think you just became my personal hero. American Beauty
[at the dinner table] Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of. Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink. Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job. Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus. Great Movie Quotes - American Beauty
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. American Beauty
Lester Burnham: This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts. American Beauty
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." Great Movie Quotes - Annie Hall
Chef: I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, fuck. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here. Apocalypse Now
Photojournalist: He likes you because you're still alive. Apocalypse Now
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning Apocalypse Now
Photojournalist: The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad. Great Movie Quotes - Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Now Movie Quotes
Kurtz: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us. Apocalypse Now
Willard: I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Great Movie Quotes - Apocalypse Now
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.Kurtz: Are my methods unsound? Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir. Apocalypse Now
Kurtz: Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself? Apocalypse Now
Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. Army of Darkness
Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke. Great Movie Quotes - As Good As It Gets
Melvin Udall: You're a disgrace to depression. As Good As It Gets
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart? As Good As It Gets
Austin Powers Movie Quotes
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967. Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Great Movie Quotes - Austin Powers
Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? Austin Powers
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'! Austin Powers
Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham? Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby! Austin Powers
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? Austin Powers
[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him] Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger. Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers. Great Movie Quotes - Austin Powers
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Austin Powers
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat. Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.
At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Great Movie Quotes - Austin Powers
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967. Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster. Austin Powers
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Barbarella
The Great Tyrant: Hello, pretty pretty. Barbarella: Hello... The Great Tyrant: Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty. Barbarella: My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella. Barbarella
The Great Tyrant: Tell me, my fancy, fuzzy freak: What do you think of, when you make love to Barbarella? Pygar: *Make* love? I do not understand. The Great Tyrant: Don't be coy with me, you are in no position. If only you had one eye in your head you could see what a delight I am, my face, my body, all my parts are a delight. An exquisite delight. Pygar: What is it you want? The Great Tyrant: I shall share my delights with you. You shall make love to me. Pygar: An angel doesn't *make* love. An angel *is* love. The Great Tyrant: Then you're a dead duck. - Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake. Great Movie Quotes - Barbarella
Barbarella: What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming... Barbarella
Pygar: An angel does not make love, an angel *is* love. Barbarella
President: Your mission Barbarella: find Durand-Durand. Barbarella
Barbarella: Pygar! What does that say? Pygar: "Chamber of Ultimate Solution." Barbarella: I don't like the sound of that. Barbarella
Durand-Durand: I'll do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies! Wait until I get my devices! Barbarella
Lydia: "My whole life is a dark room." Great Movie Quotes - BeetleJuice
Craig Schwartz: There's a tiny door in that empty office. It's a portal, Maxine. It takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes, then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike. Maxine: Sounds delightful. Who the fuck is John Malkovich? Craig Schwartz: He's an actor. One of the great American actors of the 20th century. Maxine: What's he been in? Craig Schwartz: Lots of things. He's very well respected. That jewel thief movie, for example. The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich? Was the Buddha right, is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? I don't think I can go on living my life as I have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away. Great Movie Quotes - Being John Malkovich
Craig Schwartz: I like you, I don't know what it is about you. Maxine: My tits? Craig Schwartz: No! No, no, no. Maxine: No? Craig Schwartz: It's your energy, your attitude, you know, the way you carry yourself. Maxine: You're not a fag, are you? Craig Schwartz: No, I am really attracted to you. Maxine: "No, I am really attracted to you", Christ, you are a fag. Okay, we can share recipes if you like, darling. Craig Schwartz: No, no, I love your tits, love 'em, I wanna fondle 'em. Maxine: Great, now we're getting somewhere. Not a chance.
Being John Malkovich
Beyond The Valley Of the Dolls
Kelly: When does ANY party start? When you get there! Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: This is my happening and it freaks me out! Great Movie Quotes - Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Kelly MacNamara: In a scene like this you get a contact-high! Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Petronella Danforth: Don't bogart the joint! Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Ashley St. Ives: You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime. Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain Great Movie Quotes - Blade Runner
Jack Horner: I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out. Boogie Nights
Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy. Boogie Nights
Robert's Father: I'm the one that's rotting, but your face looks graver than mine. Braveheart
And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm! Braveheart
William Wallace: "Every man dies, not every man really lives." Great Movie Quotes - Braveheart
Lord Bottoms: As lord of these lands I shall bless this marriage by taking the bride into my bed on the first night of her union. Morrison: By God, you will not! Braveheart
William Wallace: We all end up dead, the question is how and why. Braveheart
You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Braveheart
Longshanks: Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice? Braveheart
William Wallace: "It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom." Braveheart
Wallace's Father: "Your heart is free. Have the courage to follow it." Great Movie Quotes - Braveheart
Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either. Claire Standish: You're lying. Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everthing there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac. Claire Standish: Lie. Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this? Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink. Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him? Allison Reynolds: He nailed me. Claire Standish: Very nice. Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him. Claire Standish: He's an adult. Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too. Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is? Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times... Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once? Allison Reynolds: Sure. Claire Standish: Are you crazy? Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it? Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person? Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this? John Bender: You never answered the question. Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers. Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? Claire Standish: A what? Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right? Claire Standish: Wrong. Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease? Andrew Clark: She's a tease. Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it. Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot. Claire Standish: I don't do anything. Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease. Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions. Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything. Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect? Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me. Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope. John Bender: Face it, you're a tease. Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease. John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect. Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around. John Bender: What do you use it for then? Claire Standish: I don't use it period! John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way! You guys are putting words into my mouth. John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question. Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question? Andrew Clark: Be honest. John Bender: No big deal. Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it. Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire. John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it! John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question. Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT! Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar. Great Movie Quotes - Breakfast Club
Buffalo 66 Movie Quotes
Billy Brown: Just look like we are a married couple,"spanning time"! Buffalo 66
Billy Brown: We are a couple that doesn't touch. Buffalo 66
Billy Brown: Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can't drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin' on! You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves. Great Movie Quotes - Buffalo 66
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you. Buffalo 66
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Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would. Casablanca
Rick Blaine: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Casablanca
Rick Blaine: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Casablanca
Ilsa Lund: Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time. Casablanca
"Here's looking at you, kid." Great Movie Quotes - Casablanca
Clockwork Orange Movie Quotes
Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. A Clockwork Orange
Alex: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? A Clockwork Orange
Alex: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence. A Clockwork Orange
Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. A Clockwork Orange
Alex DeLarge: Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka! A Clockwork Orange
Alex: There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. A Clockwork Orange
Minister: If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. A Clockwork Orange
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Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross! Great Movie Quotes - Dirty Harry
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George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em. Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut. George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom. Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about. George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em. Easy Rider
Captain America: [reading inscription] If god did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. Great Movie Quotes - Easy Rider
Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism. The Exorcist
Dr. Barringer, Clinic Director: It looks like a type of disorder that you rarely ever see any more, except in primitive cultures. We call it a somnambuliform possession. Quite frankly, we don't know much about it except that it starts with some conflict or guilt that eventually leads to the patient's delusion that his body's been invaded by an alien intelligence, a spirit if you will.
The Exorcist
Father Damien Karras: Why her? Why this girl? Father Merrin: I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as... animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us. The Exorcist
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Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Movie Quotes
Narrator: [opening narration] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club! Great Movie Quotes - Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
Fight Club Movie Quotes
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Fight Club
Narrator: When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Fight Club
Narrator: [about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you. Fight Club
Tyler Durden: God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. Fight Club
Narrator: You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. Fight Club
Frankenstein Movie Quotes
"It's alive! It's alive!" Frankenstein
"She hates me....like others!" Great Movie Quotes - Bride of Frankenstein
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Michael Corleone: "My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator." Kay Adams: "Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!" Michael Corleone: "Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?" The Godfather
The Graduate Movie Quotes
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me." The Graduate
Benjamin: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands. Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it? The Graduate
Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this. Mrs. Robinson: You what? Benjamin: This is all terribly wrong. Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable? Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that. The Graduate
Mr. Braddock: Ben, what are you doing? Benjamin: Well, I would say that I'm just drifting. Here in the pool. Mr. Braddock: Why? Benjamin: Well, it's very comfortable just to drift here. Mr. Braddock: Have you thought about graduate school? Benjamin: No. Mr. Braddock: Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work? Benjamin: You got me.
Great Movie Quotes - The Graduate
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Dr. John Markway: It was an evil house from the beginning - a house that was born bad. The Haunting
Dr. John Markway: Ghosts make the papers along with celebrities every day of the week. The Haunting
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Bond: That looks like a woman's gun. Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond? Bond: No, I know a little about women. James Bond-Casino Royal
Bond: You’re not my type. Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain? Bond: No, cause you’re single. James Bond-Casino Royal
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"Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?" "Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?" Karate Kid
Mr Miyagi: Just trust picture. Daniel: But how do I know if my picture is the right one? Mr Miyagi: If come from inside you. Always right one. Karate Kid
"To make honey. Young bee need young flower...Not old prune. " Karate Kid
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Ben Sanderson: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me. Leaving Las Vegas
Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else. Great Movie Quotes - Leaving Las Vegas
Sera: That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out. Leaving Las Vegas
Ben: I came here to drink myself to death. Sera: How long will it take you? Ben: I'd say about three to four weeks.
Leaving Las Vegas
Ben: I am a drunk, and you're a hooker. I want you to know I am a person who is totally at ease with this. Leaving Las Vegas
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Beneath his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat. Manhattan
Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God. Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone Manhattan
Mary Wilke: I was tired of submerging my identity to a very brilliant, dominating man. He's a genius. Isaac Davis: Oh really, he was a genius, Helen's a genius and Dennis is a genius. You know a lot of geniuses, y'know. You should meet some stupid people once in a while, y'know, you could learn something. Great Movie Quotes - Manhattan
Mary Wilke: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off! Isaac Davis: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates? Manhattan
Isaac Davis: I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion. Manhattan
Isaac Davis: I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics. Manhattan
Narrator: And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic. Monty Python-The History Of The World
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Father Brennan: When the Jews return to Zion And a comet fills the sky And the Holy Roman Empire rises, Then You and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises, Creating armies on either shore, Turning man against his brother 'Til man exists no more. Great Movie Quotes - The Omen
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." On the Waterfront
The Party Movie Quotes
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Hrundi V. Bakshi: Birdie Num Num The Party
C. S. Divot: Who do you think you are? Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are. The Party
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Great Movie Quotes - Psycho
Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. Pulp Fiction
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! Pulp Fiction
Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin. Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny. Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya! Pulp Fiction
Marsellus: You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Pulp Fiction
Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Great Movie Quotes - Pulp Fiction
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Pulp Fiction
The Secretary Movie Quotes
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E. Edward Grey: Look, we can't do this 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Lee: Why not? The Secretary
Lee: Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back. Great Movie Quotes - The Secretary
E. Edward Grey: Is it that sometimes the pain inside has to come to the surface, and when you see evidence of the pain inside you finally know you're really here? Then, when you watch the wound heal, it's comforting... isn't it? Lee: I... That's a way to put it. The Secretary
Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish. The Secretary
Lee: In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him. The Secretary
Dr. Twardon: Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle? The Secretary
Dr. Twardon: You know, Lee. There's a long history of this in Catholicism. The Secretary
E. Edward Grey: [Mr. Grey is prescribing Lee's dinner] One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat. The Secretary
Andy Dufresne: Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's a - there's a - there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. The Shawshank Redemption
Red: [narrating] I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. The Shawshank Redemption
Red: "It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another." The Shawshank Redemption
Andy: Get busy living, or get busy dying. Shawshank
Andy: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" Shawshank
Dick Hallorann: Some places are like people: some shine and some don't. Great Movie Quotes - The Shining
Delbert Grady: I feel you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr. Torrance. Jack Torrance: There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Mr. Grady. The Shining
Jack Torrance: God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer. The Shining
Jack Torrance: Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me. The Shining
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. The Shining
Stuart Ullman: Physically, it's not a very demanding job. The only thing that can get a bit trying up here during the winter is, uh, a tremendous sense of isolation. Jack Torrance: Well, that just happens to be exactly what I'm looking for. I'm outlining a new writing project and, uh, five months of peace is just what I want. Stuart Ullman: That's very good Jack, because, uh, for some people, solitude and isolation can, of itself become a problem. Jack Torrance: Not for me. Stuart Ullman: How about your wife and son? How do you think they'll take to it? Jack Torrance: They'll love it.
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Jack Torrance: [typed] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. The Shining
Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Great Movie Quotes - Star Wars
Obi-wan Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on a weak mind. Star Wars
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Star Wars
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. Star Wars
Obi-wan Kenobi: Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? Star Wars
Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me! Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive. [Pushing past Chewbacca.] Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way? Han Solo: No reward is worth this!
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Stella: I never listen to you when you're being morbid. A Streetcar Named Desire
Blanche DuBois: I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell truths. I tell what ought to be truth. A Streetcar Named Desire
Stanley Kowalski: You think I'm gonna interfere with you?... You know, maybe you wouldn't be bad to interfere with. A Streetcar Named Desire
Blanche DuBois: Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Streetcar Named Desire
Stanley Kowalski: Take a look at yourself here in a worn-out Mardi Gras outfit, rented for 50 cents from some rag-picker. And with a crazy crown on. Now what kind of a queen do you think you are? Do you know that I've been on to you from the start, and not once did you pull the wool over this boy's eyes? You come in here and you sprinkle the place with powder and you spray perfume and you stick a paper lantern over the light bulb - and, lo and behold, the place has turned to Egypt and you are the Queen of the Nile, sitting on your throne, swilling down my liquor. And do you know what I say? Ha ha! Do you hear me? Ha ha ha! Streetcar Named Desire
Stanley Kowalski: You know what luck is? Luck is believing you're lucky, that's all... To hold a front position in this rat-race, you've got to believe you are lucky Streetcar Named Desire
Sunset Blvd. Movie Quotes
[Norma threatens suicide again]Joe Gillis: Oh, wake up, Norma, you'd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago. Sunset Blvd.
Betty Schaefer: I've been hoping to run into you. Joe Gillis: What for? To recover that knife you stuck in my back? Sunset Blvd.
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Taxi Driver Movie Quotes
Travis Bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man... June 8th. My life has taken another turn again. The days can go on with regularity over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next. A long continuous chain. Then suddenly, there is a change. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: I got some bad ideas in my head. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. [Draws] Taxi Driver
Wizard: You get a job. You become the job. Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all fucked. More or less, ya know. Travis Bickle: I don't know. That's about the dumbest thing I ever heard. Wizard: It's not Bertrand Russell. But what do you want? I'm a cabbie. What do I know? I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Travis Bickle: Maybe I don't know either. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Taxi Driver
Senator Charles Palantine: We meet at a crossroads in history. No longer will the wrong roads be taken. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: I would say he has quite a few problems. His energy seems to go in the wrong places. When I walked in and I saw you two sitting there, I could just tell by the way you were both relating that there was no connection whatsoever. And I felt when I walked in that there was something between us. There was an impulse that we were both following. So that gave me the right to come in and talk to you. Otherwise I never would have felt that I had the right to talk to you or say anything to you. I never would have had the courage to talk to you. And with him I felt there was nothing and I could sense it. When I walked in, I knew I was right. Did you feel that way? Betsy: I wouldn't be here if I didn't. Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people. Taxi Driver
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Jeremy Grey: We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind. The Wedding Crashers
John Beckwith: What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? The Wedding Crashers
Chazz Reinhold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. The Wedding Crashers
Mrs. Kroeger: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! The Wedding Crashers
Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be. Willy Wonka
Veruca: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now. Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
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The Wizard of Oz Movie Quotes
Wizard of Oz: You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom. Wizard Of Oz
[Dorothy watches the Wicked Witch melt]Wicked Witch of the West: You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Wizard Of Oz
Wicked Witch of the West: Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too! Wizard Of Oz
Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right. Wizard Of Oz
Cowardly Lion: [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.[sobs] Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks. Tin Woodsman: Why don't you try counting sheep? Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them.[sobs loud] Wizard Of Oz
Wizard of Oz: A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others. Wizard Of Oz
Tin Woodsman: What have you learned, Dorothy? Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right? Wizard Of Oz
Dorothy: Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - oh, Auntie Em - there's no place like home! Wizard Of Oz
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