Funny Movie QuotesLooking for Funny Movie Quotes? We have picked the best Famous Funny Movie Quotes from cult classics to blockbusters!. "My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell." "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." "I may be bad...but I feel gooood." "When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.' "When I ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, I expect sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads!" The Great Tyrant: I shall share my delights with you. You shall make love to me. "Don't bogart the joint!" "You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime." "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy." "Do you think if we changed the Bible stories maybe you would get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish story you could do it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread you did something which had a no-carb alternative or gluten free." "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!" "What an excellent day for an exorcism." "You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. Bond: You’re not my type. "To make honey. Young bee need young flower...Not old prune. " "I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me." "That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out." Beneath his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle cat. "I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion." "I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics." "He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty Boy." "Birdie Num Num." "We all go a little mad sometimes." "God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer." "I never listen to you when you're being morbid." "What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?" "How bout I answer your question with another question; how many abo-digitals do you see modelling?" What is Your favourite Movie Quote ?We encourage You to share It with us. Your Favourite Movie QuotesClick below to see contributions from other visitors to this page...
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