Fantastic and funny birthday quotes for even more smiles on the big day!
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Funny Birthday Quotes
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T. S. Eliot
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years.
More Funny Birthday Quotes
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
What I wouldn’t give to be seventy again!
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
In a dream you are never eighty.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Favorite Funny Birthday Quotes
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
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