Breakfast Club QuotesLooking for Breakfast Club Quotes? Here are all the Best Quotes from Breakfast Club, this classic 80's film about 5 very different teens in detention. This page includes many Breakfast Club Movie Quotes by John Bender. Famous Breakfast Club Quotes Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... Andrew Clark: and an athlete Allison Reynolds: and a basket case Claire Standish: a princess John Bender: and a criminal Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club. Claire Standish: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school. Bender: Poor baby. Richard Vernon: [Andrew laughs at Bender's backtalk] You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's bitchin', is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is. Funny Breakfast Club Quotes John Bender: Eat my shorts. Richard Vernon: What was that? John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Andrew: Speak for yourself. Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language. Popular Breakfast Club Quotes Someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.Richard Vernon John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean. Claire Standish: SHUT UP. John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom. Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either. John Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh? Andrew Clark: You don't have any goals. John Bender: Oh but I do. Andrew Clark: Yeah? John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need, is a lobotomy and some tights. Richard Vernon: You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty. Claire: No thank you. Bender: How does he ride a bike? Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this? Claire: Can't you just leave me alone? Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun Andrew Clark: I'm not a winner because I want to be one. I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed... kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me. Our Favorite Breakfast Club Quotes Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either. Claire Standish: You're lying. Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac. Claire Standish: Lie. Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this? Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink. Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him? Allison Reynolds: He nailed me. Claire Standish: Very nice. Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him. Claire Standish: He's an adult. Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too. Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is? Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times... Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once? Allison Reynolds: Sure. Claire Standish: Are you crazy? Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it? Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person? Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this? John Bender: You never answered the question. Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers. Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right? Claire Standish: Wrong. Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease? Andrew Clark: She's a tease. Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it. Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot. Claire Standish: I don't do anything. Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease. Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions. Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything. Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect? Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me. Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope. John Bender: Face it, you're a tease. Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease. John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect. Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around. John Bender: What do you use it for then? Claire Standish: I don't use it period! John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way! You guys are putting words into my mouth. John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question. Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question? Andrew Clark: Be honest. John Bender: No big deal. Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it. Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire. John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it! John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question. Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT! Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar. What are your favorite Breakfast Club Quotes? Submit A QuoteDo you have a Great Quote? We encourage You to share It with us. Also... Subscribe to our Great Quotes site. Click on the Orange RSS button on the left under the navigation bar and receive updates as we add more pages to our site. Do you know any Breakfast Club Quotes? Make sure to submit your Breakfast Club Quotes above.
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